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For the position of SHERIFF
Are you good with a gun?
Have eyes in the back of your head?
Heal quickly & currently single?
Then please consider the highly volatile exciting world of law enforcement!
The people of Cactus Canyon seek a stout, daring, heroic, intellectually challenged recruit for the position of Sheriff.
You too can wear the legendary tin star of a lawman!
Gentlemen: Remember, Ladies just love a man in uniform! And if you apply now you will receive your very own, slightly used & well-ventilated uniform (see undertaker Mortimer Riggus to collect outfit.) Act now to claim your complimentary cemetary plot in the distinguished sheriff's section of Boot Hill.
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